Joke ID 1033
A LAME EXCUSE.
Ma-in-law ( who has been sitting up for him ) : Aren't you ashamed to come home at this hour in the morning ? And you've been gambling again, you tipsy spendthrift, or what's the meaning of these cards ? - Snobly-Smith : Gambling ? Norrabirrofit Nothing o' sort ! But you don't supposhe I could move in tip-top soshiety if I didn't carry some sort of gaming apparatush 'bout me !
- Newspaper title:Lloyd's Weekly Newspaper
- Article Title: Jokes of the Day
- Joke taken from: Page 7
- Book Editor:None