Joke ID 1095
" DISTANCE LENDS, " &c. - Mr. Mashemall : By jove, Miss Prettypert, I wish you'd out me into your picture ! - Miss Prettypert : I will, if you'd sit where i ask you to. - Mr. Mashemall : Oh, delighted ! by jove ! where shall I sit ? - Miss Prettypert : On that rock in the background. Make haste ! - N.B - " That rock " is five miles away.
- Newspaper title:Lloyd's Weekly Newspaper
- Article Title: Jokes of the Day
- Joke taken from: Page 7
- Book Editor:None