Joke ID 1115
A CHILDS FUNERAL
Grace ( who has just been rewarded at school for good behaviour, reads from the newspaper ) : The woman was disinterred, having been buried without a certificate ! That will never happen to me, will it, mamma ? - Mamma : Why not, dear ? - Grace : Because I've got my certificate.
- Newspaper title:Lloyd's Weekly Newspaper
- Article Title: Jokes of the Day
- Joke taken from: Page 7
- Book Editor:None