Joke ID 1116
" AS EASY AS A B C. "
Witness of the Labour Commission ( under examination ) : Yes ; I think that employers should be forced by law to give in to their men. Question : But should this lead to bankruptcy, what then ?Witness : Bankruptcy should be legally abolished.Question : Should employers have no money to pay the employed ?Witness : That duty should be discharged by the Government. Question : But how should the loss be supplied - by the imposition of new taxes ? Witness : Certainly not. Taxation should be entirely abolished.Question : Then how could you scheme be carried out ?Witness ( courteously ) : That's a matter I leave entirely to the discretion of the Government.
- Newspaper title:Lloyd's Weekly Newspaper
- Article Title: Jokes of the Day
- Joke taken from: Page 7
- Book Editor:None