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Joke ID 1124

Work: [17] 'Lloyd's Weekly Newsp...'(28/06/1891, periodical)
> Transcription: [532] from page : 7
>> Joke: 1124

WANTED THIS SUMMER, BUT NOT TO BE GOT

1) A STRAW hat that doesn't turn a man into a guy. 2) A hot day when you get on your white suit, and a cool night when you must wear your broadcloths. 3) A drink that doesn't make you want another. 4) A soup that doesn't make you feel as though you were in a Turkish bath. 5) A new way to pay old debts. 6) Some shad without bones. 7) A summer hotel where the homely girls refuse to dance. 8) A moonlight ride, with a moon. 9) An umbrella that will come out of your house and find you during a shower.

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  • Newspaper title:Lloyd's Weekly Newspaper
  • Date:28/06/1891
  • Article Title: Jokes of the Day
  • Joke taken from: Page 7
  • Book Editor:None