Joke ID 1124
WANTED THIS SUMMER, BUT NOT TO BE GOT
1) A STRAW hat that doesn't turn a man into a guy. 2) A hot day when you get on your white suit, and a cool night when you must wear your broadcloths. 3) A drink that doesn't make you want another. 4) A soup that doesn't make you feel as though you were in a Turkish bath. 5) A new way to pay old debts. 6) Some shad without bones. 7) A summer hotel where the homely girls refuse to dance. 8) A moonlight ride, with a moon. 9) An umbrella that will come out of your house and find you during a shower.
- Newspaper title:Lloyd's Weekly Newspaper
- Article Title: Jokes of the Day
- Joke taken from: Page 7
- Book Editor:None