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Joke ID 1176

A SUGGESTION.

The London County Council want a coat of arms. - "Press". Wanted a coat of arms to suit the L.C.C. Such coat of arms must be designed with due propriety. An eager nose to poke into each private pie ; A blinded eye, a deafened ear, opinion to defy. Its colour must be red to symbolise the blush that paints the council as they plan each music -hall to crush. Supporters on each side to hold the arms on high. Two female figures "draped". (N.B. - Zero need not apply.)

Moonshine

From:

• Newspaper title:Lloyd's Weekly Newspaper
• Date:31/05/1891
• Article Title: Jokes of the Day
• Joke taken from: Page 7
• Book Editor:None