Joke ID 1232
A RANDOM SHOT.
Tom Toutem : D'year, gents, ef yer want a real moral for the Flatketcher's Stakes, I can give yer one for a trifle. Jest 'ad it d'rect from Lord Wideawake, the howner of Greased Lightning, as 'as two horses in the race. - Sportsman : Go on ! Get out ! - T.T : Gitaht ! Who d'ye think y'are, ordering' people orf the 'eath ? Think you're a bloomin' Steward ? - Sportsman : I believe so. Anyway, I'm Lord Wideawake, and if ---[But T.T. was non est.]
- Newspaper title:Lloyd's Weekly Newspaper
- Article Title: Jokes of the Day
- Joke taken from: Page 7
- Book Editor:None