Joke ID 1323
NOT TWINS AND TRIPLETS.
Collector (to mother, who gives up one ticket) : What ! Seven of 'em ? and all under three ? Why I never 'eerd of such a thing ! - Mother : Well, I ain't a-goin' to pay for your iggerance. My 'usband was a widower with three children afore we was married and I was a widow with three ; and we've had one since, and -- [Collector faints.]
- Newspaper title:Lloyd's Weekly Newspaper
- Article Title: Jokes of the Day
- Joke taken from: Page 7
- Book Editor:None