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Joke ID 1344

Work: [24] 'Lloyd's Weekly Newsp...'(12/04/1891, periodical)
> Transcription: [539] from page : 7
>> Joke: 1344

ONCKELSTEIN'S BIRTH-RIGHT ?

Mr. O. : "I tells you vat. Mrs. O., ve don't vant eferypody to know ve are foreigners, so I puts you, 'Rachael Repecca Leah Onckelstein,' down Scotch ; der eldest tvin, 'Israel Solomon Isaac Onckelstein,' I puts him gown Velsh ; der youngest, 'Myer Lazurus Moses Onckelstein,' I puts down Engklish ; Undt myself, ' Sholomon Elisha Shaycop Levi Onckelstein, I puts down Irish. So dere can't be no chealousy anymore."

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From:

  • Newspaper title:Lloyd's Weekly Newspaper
  • Date:12/04/1891
  • Article Title: Jokes of the Day
  • Joke taken from: Page 7
  • Book Editor:None
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