Joke ID 1344
ONCKELSTEIN'S BIRTH-RIGHT ?
Mr. O. : "I tells you vat. Mrs. O., ve don't vant eferypody to know ve are foreigners, so I puts you, 'Rachael Repecca Leah Onckelstein,' down Scotch ; der eldest tvin, 'Israel Solomon Isaac Onckelstein,' I puts him gown Velsh ; der youngest, 'Myer Lazurus Moses Onckelstein,' I puts down Engklish ; Undt myself, ' Sholomon Elisha Shaycop Levi Onckelstein, I puts down Irish. So dere can't be no chealousy anymore."
- Newspaper title:Lloyd's Weekly Newspaper
- Article Title: Jokes of the Day
- Joke taken from: Page 7
- Book Editor:None