Joke ID 1400
ORNITHOLOGY - QUITE ANOTHER TAIL
-Miss Gusher (to colonel Bowery Boyes, from "the other side" ): "I do so love all birds, quite too awfully much! but the very sweetest and darlingest of all, I think, is a water wagtail?" -Colonel B. B.: "Waal, no; can't say I'm particularly born on water wagtails. Guess any day I'd considerably prefer a whisky cocktail."
- Newspaper title:Lloyd's Weekly Newspaper
- Article Title: Jokes of the Day
- Joke taken from: Page 7
- Book Editor:None