Joke ID 1496
Stranger ( excitedly, to maid who answers the bell ) : Quick ! quick ! your master's ill ! I saw him at the window, gasping, and throwing up his head, and clutching at his month - and - Susan : Oh, 'taint't nothing o' that sort ! he were licking a postage stamp, and it's stuck to the roof of his mouth !
- Newspaper title:Lloyd's Weekly Newspaper
- Article Title: Jokes of the Day
- Joke taken from: Page 7
- Book Editor:None