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Joke ID 1496

Work: [18] 'Lloyd's Weekly Newsp...'(14/06/1891, periodical)
> Transcription: [533] from page : 7
>> Joke: 1496

FALSE ALARM

Stranger ( excitedly, to maid who answers the bell ) : Quick ! quick ! your master's ill ! I saw him at the window, gasping, and throwing up his head, and clutching at his month - and - Susan : Oh, 'taint't nothing o' that sort ! he were licking a postage stamp, and it's stuck to the roof of his mouth !

Judy

From:

  • Newspaper title:Lloyd's Weekly Newspaper
  • Date:14/06/1891
  • Article Title: Jokes of the Day
  • Joke taken from: Page 7
  • Book Editor:None
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