Joke ID 1498
HONEY-MOONING IN ITALY.
Fair American Bride : Oh, John ! To think that perhaps Virginius stabbed his daughter on this very spot, and that just over there Tullia drove over her poor father's dead body ! - John : Ah - very sad - very sad, indeed ! But say, Matilda, I guess we'd better let bygones be bygones. And now let's go and have a look at the new post-office.
- Newspaper title:Lloyd's Weekly Newspaper
- Article Title: Jokes of the Day
- Joke taken from: Page 7
- Book Editor:None