Joke ID 1503
A CASUS BELLI.
" I do admire that girl, " said the first citizen of his latest. " She has such beautiful eyes, such lovely hair, and such a delightfully fresh complexion. " " Yes, " replied the second citizen ; " she has indeed a fresh complexion. She has a fresh complexion every day. " - And then the peace broke with a sudden crash, and it took two whole policemen and a stipendiary magistrate, and a forty shilling fine to mend it.
- Newspaper title:Lloyd's Weekly Newspaper
- Article Title: Jokes of the Day
- Joke taken from: Page 7
- Book Editor:None