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Joke ID 1503

Work: [18] 'Lloyd's Weekly Newsp...'(14/06/1891, periodical)
> Transcription: [533] from page : 7
>> Joke: 1503

A CASUS BELLI.

" I do admire that girl, " said the first citizen of his latest. " She has such beautiful eyes, such lovely hair, and such a delightfully fresh complexion. " " Yes, " replied the second citizenĀ ; " she has indeed a fresh complexion. She has a fresh complexion every day. " - And then the peace broke with a sudden crash, and it took two whole policemen and a stipendiary magistrate, and a forty shilling fine to mend it.

Judy

From:

  • Newspaper title:Lloyd's Weekly Newspaper
  • Date:14/06/1891
  • Article Title: Jokes of the Day
  • Joke taken from: Page 7
  • Book Editor:None
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