Joke ID 734
THE WISE VIRGIN
- Perdita (heroically): I cannot - I will not marry you, Alfred, against your mother's wish.- Alfred: I wish you were not so sensitive!- Perdita: It is not because I am sensitive - it is because your father's estate is left at her disposal.
- Newspaper title:Lloyd's Weekly Newspaper
- Article Title: Jokes of the Day
- Joke taken from: Page 7
- Book Editor:None