Joke ID 747
THE OLD DISPUTE SETTLED
- Bridegroom (after the ceremony) : Maud, you and i are one now. it only remains to be decided which is the one, I tried to win you, didn't I? - Bride : Yes, Harold. - And I won. That seems to settle it.- Not quite, Harold. You tried to win me. You succeeded. Then you are the winner, are you not? - Yes, dear. And i'm the won.
- Newspaper title:Lloyd's Weekly Newspaper
- Article Title: Jokes of the Day
- Joke taken from: Page 7
- Book Editor:None