Joke ID 879
ALL THE DIFFERENCE !
Major Bagot : Rasher says he means to shoot you at the Butts in the morning. - Captain Wreath : I know that, confound him ! - Major Bagot : Mad fellow ! Shouldn't take any notice of him if I were you - go and stand your ground as usual. - Captain Wreath : D'you know he says if he doesn't shoot me he'll shoot you ! -Major Bagot : What-at ! Put him in the guard room at once.
- Newspaper title:Lloyd's Weekly Newspaper
- Article Title: Jokes of the Day
- Joke taken from: Page 7
- Book Editor:None