Joke ID 912
ODDS AND ENDS.
Whatever you are doing, always adjust the means to the end. Never cut cheese with a razor ; never shoot rubbish with a cannon. Self-help is an excellent thing ; but you should not help yourself first at your own dinner parties. An invalid who is suffering from " grave complications " cannot be very far distant from the tomb. Every man has his price ; but there are some men whom you never can get any change out of.
- Newspaper title:Lloyd's Weekly Newspaper
- Article Title: Jokes of the Day
- Joke taken from: Page 7
- Book Editor:None