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Joke ID 912

Work: [10] 'Lloyd's Weekly Newsp...'(30/08/1891, periodical)
> Transcription: [525] from page : 7
>> Joke: 912


Whatever you are doing, always adjust the means to the end. Never cut cheese with a razor ; never shoot rubbish with a cannon. Self-help is an excellent thing ; but you should not help yourself first at your own dinner parties. An invalid who is suffering from " grave complications " cannot be very far distant from the tomb. Every man has his price ; but there are some men whom you never can get any change out of.



  • Newspaper title:Lloyd's Weekly Newspaper
  • Date:30/08/1891
  • Article Title: Jokes of the Day
  • Joke taken from: Page 7
  • Book Editor:None
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