Transcription [517]

Part of Work 2 Lloyd's Weekly Newspaper (20/12/1891) }

Jokes found in this transcription:

    Joke 729 - " "SAUCE FOR THE GOOSE" - Ethel: Mummy dear, why did you tell Richard "you weren't at home" just now? (Pause.) - Mummy, I me ... "
    Joke 730 - "TESTAMENTARY GRATITUDE On the will of a celebrated poet being opened and read, it was discovered that the weaver of odes an ... "
    Joke 731 - " NEW HATS FOR OLD Have you seen my hat, waiter? A new one with -.- Too late, sir: the best ones 'ave been gone this ' ... "
    Joke 732 - " A STEPFATHER - She: "No; I can never be your wife. I will be your..." - He (interrupting): "Sister? Never!" - S ... "
    Joke 733 - " A THUMPING REPLY - He: "I think it's outrageous to pamper up a dog like that. it makes me sick to look at it. Haven't ... "
    Joke 734 - " THE WISE VIRGIN - Perdita (heroically): I cannot - I will not marry you, Alfred, against your mother's wish.- Alfred ... "
    Joke 735 - " RATHER AWKWARD - Elsie: Why have you given up your Sunday school?- Winnie: I found that all the children were growi ... "
    Joke 736 - " MOTTO FOR THE DIVORCE COURT - Marry, and come up! "
    Joke 737 - " THE MODERN BALL PROGRAMME - Cousin Alice: of course you are going to dance with me, George!- George (a noted athlete, who has ... "
    Joke 738 - " CLEAR AS CRYSTAL - Tommy: I say, this is just jolly - the surface doesn't cut up at all.- Nurse (unexpectedly looking ... "
    Joke 739 - " DOUBTFUL - You can't trust my husband any longer! Why, he's safe as the bank!- Indeed, madam! Which bank? "
    Joke 740 - " WOULD NOT BE POSSIBLE - Very Fat Man : Now, then, conductor, don't let that 'bus go till i get on!- Conductor (to himself) ... "
    Joke 741 - " CHRISTMAS THEATRICALS (Theatre Royal, back drawing room). - She (during the interval) : Have you heard the waits?- He : No ... "
    Joke 742 - " DAYLIGHT ROBBERY - The incursion of a London fog. "
    Joke 743 - " A CRACKED BILLIARD PLAYER The Leopard who never changes his spots. "
    Joke 744 - " Cholly: "Aw-think you'll go to the World's fair at Chicago next year?" Fwed: "Aw-yaas" Cholly: "Aw ... "
    Joke 745 - " WILL POWER The Influence of the G.O.M "

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