Transcription [519]

Part of Work 4 Lloyd's Weekly Newspaper (25/10/1891) }

Jokes found in this transcription:

    Joke 774 - "[Untitled] HOSTESS : I am so glad to see you have brought your music. Will you give us a song at once ? - Modes ... "
    Joke 775 - "[Untitled] BOSOM FRIEND : How I do hate girls getting engaged ! You haven't uttered a sentence that hasn't begu ... "
    Joke 776 - " FRENCH AND ENGLISH ( as zee are spoke at ze country 'ouse ). Hostess : Oh - er - j'espair ker voos avvy troovy votre - votre - er - er - votre collar stud, Barro ... "
    Joke 777 - "MODEST AMBITION - The Squire (to his eldest son, just home form the 'Varsity): "Well, my boy, and what have you sett ... "
    Joke 778 - " THE UPS AND DOWNS OF THE WORLD. Kate : Well, dear, how have you been since I saw you last ? - Maude : OH, I've been dreadfully knock ... "
    Joke 779 - " A GAEL OF WIND. A Highland piper. "
    Joke 780 - " A ROW. First Irate Lady : I suppose as my 'husband is the same as yourn ! - Second Ditto ( with withering s ... "
    Joke 781 - " APPROPRIATE HEAD-GEAR FOR PRINTERS' BOYS. Small caps. "
    Joke 782 - "[Untitled] UNREASONABLE ! - Wife : Going to Mrs. Damslow's party ? Why, of course I'm not. I haven't a dress to ... "
    Joke 783 - "[Untitled] PERU is now about to supply the greater part of the world with petroleum. The revenue from this illu ... "
    Joke 784 - "[Untitled] A MAN will not submit to be called a puppy, a hound, or a cur, but if he is pronounced a " sad dog, ... "
    Joke 785 - "[Untitled] IF a man fell into a pond and you pulled him out, what champagne would you recommend for him ? - Dry ... "
    Joke 786 - " WIDE AWAKE ! Nurse ( singing by cradle ) : Hark ! hark ! the dogs do ----.-- Baby ( fin-de-siecle ) : Bark, do th ... "
    Joke 787 - " RECUPERATING. Stuffer : I wonder what the matter is with the De Courtneys ? They have stopped asking me to dinner. ... "
    Joke 788 - " IN THE DRAWING ROOM. Cassandra : Why, I haven't seen you at a dance for ever so long. - Ajax : No ; the fact is, I'm only ... "
    Joke 789 - " COUPLET BY A CYNIC. " Poetry does not sell ! " cry plaintive pleaders. Alas ! most modern poetry does - its readers ! "
    Joke 790 - "[Untitled] THE influenza is in New York. Of course, it will come here again ; and a nice blow that will be. "
    Joke 791 - " A CATCHPENNY AFFAIR. An automatic machine. "
    Joke 792 - " AN " OPEN " QUESTION. Removing the Bloomsbury gates. "
    Joke 793 - " NEGOTIATIONS OPENED. Lord Hauntwing : Will you do me the favour to sup with me ? - Miss Secondrow : Er - well - what is t ... "
    Joke 794 - "[Untitled] A GOOD action is never thrown away. That is why we find so few of them. "
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    Joke 796 - "[Untitled] HE : Do you wish to make a fool of me ? - She : No. Nature has kindly provided for you ! "
    Joke 797 - " A SAD STORY. She : I haven't seen you for five years, Mr. Barker. How's that little romance of yours with Miss Ro ... "

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