Transcription [520]

Part of Work 5 Lloyd's Weekly Newspaper (04/10/1891) }

Jokes found in this transcription:

    Joke 1545 - "WHAT A PITY! MASTER BUILDER: "'Ullo, Sam! 'ow did you come to break this winder?" -- BRITISH WORKMAN: "Putt the ... "
    Joke 1546 - " THE SOCIETY ELOCUTIONIST. Fair Critic : She is quite an amateur, but, somehow, she goes. - Unfair Critic : So do her audience. ... "
    Joke 1547 - " MEN. IN COLOURS. Man's life is two colours, simply told : Green while you're young, and grey when you are old. "
    Joke 1548 - " REPARTEE. Celebrated Lawyer, travelling in Scotland : My good man, can you tell me why you stand in that posi ... "
    Joke 1549 - " DEAR FRIENDS. First Fair : So, after all, you are going to be married, darling !- Second : Oh, yes ; and it was no ... "
    Joke 1550 - " THAT'S WHY. Why should our stock-brok-ing friend, Riggabit, who always wears shopherd's plaid trowsers, never si ... "
    Joke 1551 - " A SOUL FOR MUSIC. The sole of a creaky boot. "
    Joke 1552 - " BALMACEDA'S LAST LETTER. A. "
    Joke 1553 - " INDISCRIMINATE CHARITY. Benevolent Old Lady : No, Mr. Smith, I shall not continue my subscription to your cricket-ground any ... "
    Joke 1554 - " STRATASEM. He : I was in hopes that our families would come to open war. - She : They're thievery best of frien ... "
    Joke 1555 - "[Untitled] SHE ( to Mr. Hotspur, who has just proposed ) : Oh, Mr. Hotspur, this is so sudden ! Mr. H. ( recent ... "
    Joke 1556 - "[Untitled] GEORGE ( about to enjoy the first new-laid egg from the recently set-up fowl-house ). Why -- conf -- ... "
    Joke 1557 - " A " HOWLING " SWELL. Father : I hear from Alice that you were serenading her last evening. - Cachou : Yes. - Father : Wel ... "
    Joke 1558 - " ECONOMY IS WEALTH. Judge : Do you plead guilty or not guilty, Moses ? - Moses : May I conzult a lawyer ? - Judge : You ... "
    Joke 1559 - "[Untitled] THE Pope has issued an edict against duelling. We had supposed that duellists, nowadays, were such p ... "
    Joke 1560 - "THAT EXPLAINED IT. - Lady: "My husband and I never dispute before the children. We make it a rule, if we think a quarre ... "
    Joke 1561 - " MARRIAGE A LA MODE First Fair One : That can't be one of the old duke's daughters. She's too young. - Second Fair One : ... "
    Joke 1562 - " VERY TRUE. Don't take on so, my lad. What's done's done. - Yes ; there's no use crying over spilt milk. - No ; ... "
    Joke 1563 - " HOLD ON. You very often hear people speak of a stork as one that " quite lays hold of you. " Is that what is ... "
    Joke 1564 - "[Untitled] A LONDON doctor has walked from Edinburgh to London on vegetarian fare. Perhaps he did not find it m ... "
    Joke 1565 - " NOT USED TO IT. Mr. Goslin seems to be lost in thought. - Yes ; but it does not take much thought for him to lose hi ... "
    Joke 1566 - " What do you call men who hate long sentences? ... Criminals. "
    Joke 1567 - " THE OCCUPATION OF EGYPT. Waiting for the overflow of the Nile. "
    Joke 1568 - "[Untitled] IT is really surprising that so many divorces are applied for, considering that the applicants have ... "
    Joke 1569 - " THE PASSPORT QUESTION. Will you kindly pass the bottle ? "
    Joke 1570 - " NEAR THING TO A STORM IN A TEA CUP. The conspiracy in China. "

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