Transcription [521]

Part of Work 6 Lloyd's Weekly Newspaper (27/09/1891) }

Jokes found in this transcription:

    Joke 824 - " THE STERNER SEX. Hullo, Gerty ! You've got Fred's hat on, and his cover coat ? - Yes ; don't you like it ? - Well ; i ... "
    Joke 825 - "[Untitled] SERVANT ( coaxingly ) : Now, tell me truly, milkman, don't you put just a little water in your milk  ... "
    Joke 826 - " INFORMATION WANTED. HOW to paint a puppy's portrait in " distemper. "Whether a burglar's caligraphy ought not to be copp ... "
    Joke 827 - " A MAIDEN SPEECH. " Because it it. " "
    Joke 828 - "[Untitled] SIR EDWIN ARNOLD declares that Fleet-street is the most poetical place in the world. H might add tha ... "
    Joke 829 - " THERE'S NO LOVE LIKE THE OLD LOVE. Policeman ( to woman loudly bemoaning a lost shilling ) : Now then ! Move on ! I know yer tricks. Th ... "
    Joke 830 - "[Untitled] THE most remarkable powers of fashionable ladies. - The stay-ing powers. "
    Joke 831 - " AT BOGNOR. Landlady : I think I'd better make that there feller from Lunnon pay his board in advance. - Hey Cro ... "
    Joke 832 - " THE NEW M.P RIAL DEFENCE. Run away. "
    Joke 833 - " AUTUMN LEAVES. Departures from town just now. "
    Joke 834 - "[Untitled] HOW to find a snowdrop - Tumble down a crevasse. "
    Joke 835 - "[Untitled] IT is said that the Sultan of Turkey keeps a fast steamer at hand ready to make a bolt of it at a mo ... "
    Joke 836 - " A NEW mail-carte for the youngster: a photo of his father. "
    Joke 837 - " WHAT DID SHE MEAN, PRECISELY ? He : Pretty dress, that young lady's wearing - cut rather low in the back, though. - She : Humph ! T ... "
    Joke 838 - " HOLIDAY FARE IN CORNWALL. A roll on the billow, A loaf by the shore, A fig for fashion, And cream galore. "
    Joke 839 - " GOOD FELLOWSHIP. Fellowship of the Royal society. "
    Joke 840 - "[Untitled] " BUT look here ! If they ship off all the Jews to America, or Egypt, or wherever it is, who's to bu ... "
    Joke 841 - "[Untitled] A HORSE LEECH : A vet. "
    Joke 842 - " ANY (S)PORT IN A STORM. Lady Lil : What a dreadful bore ! It's raining quite fast, and we can't go just yet. Whatever shall ... "
    Joke 843 - " PARADOX. " Brown, " said Jones to Mrs. Smith, Brown's landlady, " Brown, " said Jones, " seems a monstrous po ... "
    Joke 844 - " FREE ( AND EASY ) EDUCATION. Master ( to Board School urchin who has introduced phonetic spelling in his dictation exercise ) : E ... "
    Joke 845 - "[Untitled] WHAT difference is there between to-day and to-morrow ?- To night. "
    Joke 846 - "A MAN WHO SHOULD KNOW THE ROPES. The public hangman. "
    Joke 847 - " DISTURBANCE IN CHINA. A Tempest in a Teacup. "
    Joke 848 - " FACT AND FICTION. Elder Sister : It was just here the great battle was fought, Pussy. - Pussy : Who fought it ? - E. S ... "
    Joke 849 - "[Untitled] TOYSHOPMAN : Beg pardon, Miss, but here's your change, which you'd forgotten ; one-and-ninepence ! - ... "
    Joke 850 - " WE know a man who sent to Peru for a dog, so that he could always have a supply of the local bark. "
    Joke 851 - " " THE GREAT LOAN LAND " Russia. "
    Joke 852 - " " GETTING AT " THE MEENISTER. TWO little Urchins : Say, Meenister, the deil's deid. D'yer ken ? - The Meenister : Hey, noo, ye din ... "
    Joke 853 - "[Untitled] THE Barmaids' Guild. Do they ? We know some of them painted, but we did not know they had gone in fo ... "

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