Transcription [522]

Part of Work 7 Lloyd's Weekly Newspaper (20/09/1891) }

Jokes found in this transcription:

    Joke 854 - " YOUNG GOSLIN. Mr. Roks, I wish - er - that is, I desire -er - the hand of your daughter. Roks : What's the matter ... "
    Joke 855 - "[Untitled] EVERY day we are treated to a displayed heading - " Affairs in Chili. " Well, all we can say is - th ... "
    Joke 856 - " SHAKESPEARE ( ADAPTED ) AT THE TRADES UNION CONGRESS. " We must vote by the card, or equality will be our undoing. " "
    Joke 857 - " THE difference between garden hose and the hose girls wear, is - you only see the garden in dry weat ... "
    Joke 858 - " UNFORTUNATE REMARKS. Miss Pretty Pert : And why do you say I am like the honey-suckle ? Do you think me so lovely ? - Hon ... "
    Joke 859 - " IN WHISPERS. Mrs. Verjuice : Do you admire her playing ? - Captain Guttergrew : Yes ; it drowns her singing. "
    Joke 860 - " " REAL MEAN. " The English Churchman who, on returning from abroad, puts all his surplusage of Swiss silver - ten a ... "
    Joke 861 - " HEARD ON CLACTON RAILWAY STATION. Station-master ( to two country folk who had been to Thorpe and back ) : What did you mean by gettin ... "
    Joke 862 - " HE KNEW A BIT. Mrs. Spite ( in the background ) : Her husband, I hear, is away at Carlsbad, taking the waters. - He ... "
    Joke 863 - "[Untitled] " THAT beats me, " as the carpet said of the broomstick. "
    Joke 864 - "[Untitled] " FINE salmon you've got there, Poulter ! "- " Sixty-five pounds, my lord ! Shall I send it home to ... "
    Joke 865 - " SCHOOL NECESSARIES. ACADEMIC Chairs.Multiplication Tables.Algebraic Forms.Greek Fire.Roman Candles.Map of China ( among ... "
    Joke 866 - "DOUBTFUL. - She: "Jack, how am I to know that you are telling the truth when you say you love me ?" - He: "Wh ... "

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