Transcription [524]

Part of Work 9 Lloyd's Weekly Newspaper (06/09/1891) }

Jokes found in this transcription:

    Joke 890 - " A FAMILY COMPLAINT. Energetic Man : Tom, you're the laziest man I ever saw. You're always leaning on a gate ! - Lazy Man ... "
    Joke 891 - "<t>< ROMANCE AND REALITY. - A SEASIDE STUDY. /t>Romantic Damsel : Oh, Algy, if I were only clinging"
    Joke 892 - " FLIMSY PRETENCES : Forged bank-notes. "
    Joke 893 - "[Untitled] PHYSICIAN : Open your mouth and swallow he medicine down. - Boy ( aged six years ) : I don't want to ... "
    Joke 894 - " FORBIDDING THE " BANDS ". The disturbances every Sunday at Eastbourne. "
    Joke 895 - " A FRIEND IN NEED. An impecunious acquaintance. "
    Joke 896 - " NAME FOR A CERTAIN SECTION OF THE ILLUSTRATED PRESS. The nude journalism. "
    Joke 897 - " FULL INSIDE. " Tommy, could you eat another bun ? " - " No, thank you. " - " Well, put one in your pocket, then. ... "
    Joke 898 - " PRELIMINARY EXAMINATION T SCHOOL FOR OXFORD LOCALS ( JUNIOR ). Master : And what did the signing of Magna Charta prove ? - Lad : That King John knew how to write s ... "
    Joke 899 - " A VICTIM OF CIRCUMSTANCE. Phyllis : then you don't like the country so well as town ? - Lysander : No, can't say I do ; but it ... "
    Joke 900 - " UNATTRACTIVE COMBINATION. If a young woman is fast, " and uncommonly ugly, wouldn't she make a great mistake were she to combi ... "
    Joke 901 - "[Untitled] FATHER : What are you reading, Maud ? - Maud : " Marie Corelli. " - Father : Marry a gorilla ! Well, ... "
    Joke 902 - " A QUICK MARCH. An expres(s) train. "
    Joke 903 - " GETTING IT HOT. The folk who are indulging in the Chill pickle. "
    Joke 904 - "WAS IT A COMPLIMENT? - He : "What's the matter, Alice ; have I offended you ?" - She : "Oh, no! these are tears of joy. ... "
    Joke 905 - "[Untitled] MR. STANLEY is about again. He has been making speeches in Paris. The best thing that Mr. Stanley co ... "
    Joke 906 - " SEWING HER UP. Look here, Master Peggy ! Can you tell me why it is that your father is bald, and yet your grandfath ... "
    Joke 907 - " HIS FIRST VIEW OF THE NEW BABY. Nurse : Well, Charley, what do you think of it ? - Charles : Well, I think it's going to be a girl. "
    Joke 908 - " HUSBAND AND WIFE. She : It's always the way, now. You go out again and leave me all alone. - He : No, my dear. You and ... "
    Joke 909 - " AN ALARMING CHARGE. Magistrate : What is the prisoner charged with, officer ? - P. C. Driscoll : Breaking into dwelling ... "
    Joke 910 - " " THE OTHER END OF THE STICK. " Mr, Hardboss ( on the arrival of his clerk at 9.30 a.m. ) : This is really too bad, Mr. Sorawl. You ... "

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