Transcription [525]

Part of Work 10 Lloyd's Weekly Newspaper (30/08/1891) }

Jokes found in this transcription:

    Joke 911 - " " PUGS " AND " MUGS. " ( A Quotation with a Comment. ) " The faithful study of the fistic artFrom mawkish softness guards t ... "
    Joke 912 - " ODDS AND ENDS. Whatever you are doing, always adjust the means to the end. Never cut cheese with a razor ; never sh ... "
    Joke 913 - " A SMART HIT. Miss Jane ( to new member of the Tennis club ) : Oh, then you are a complete novice, Mr. Wagling. - ... "
    Joke 914 - "[Untitled] MR. C. S. PARNELL is pronounced a remarkable judge of furniture. As far as a chair goes we can easil ... "
    Joke 915 - "<t>[Untitled]</t>NEWS from America states a collision has taken place in Egg harbour. " Twelve were "
    Joke 916 - " A CASE OF FRENCH LEAVE. The Gallic fleet has gone to Cherbourg - as if they had not had enough " cheers " before leaving En ... "
    Joke 917 - " Q: WHY is a ship described as she? A: Because she's always on the look out for the buoys. "
    Joke 918 - " AT THE SAME OLD GAME. Guns popping at last year's birds. "
    Joke 919 - " DIFFERENCE OF OPINION. Jones ( reading aloud ) : A true, good, noble woman is ever ready to make herself a door-mat for the ... "
    Joke 920 - " SPEED THE PARTING GUEST. Angelina : Edwin, dear, mamma's going ( sotto voce ) . Do say something to her - pleasantly, you kno ... "
    Joke 921 - " THE GREAT STICK QUESTION. Swell : Haw - but I can't get it into my mouth, don't you know ! - Shopman : Oh, they're not sucking ... "
    Joke 922 - " A DIRTY TRICK. Uncle : What do you want to catch a fly for, Tommy ? - Tommy : Oh, nothing. Sister has just made her ... "
    Joke 923 - " HE NEVER MIXED. Wha's grave's this, Jock ? - Aw ! weel, jist dig doon tull ye come to watter, an' we'll pit 'm in th ... "
    Joke 924 - " JOKE EX-STRAW-DINARY. She, Why do men wear straw hats in summer ? - He : Because they aren't felt. "
    Joke 925 - " THE HEIGHT OF FASTIDIOUSNESS. Elder Brother : Hullo, Frank ! How is it you're not in mourning for poor aunt Grace ? - Frank : Ah-w ... "
    Joke 926 - " HINT TO NATIONS. How to get France to kiss your feet : Wear Russia leather boots. "
    Joke 927 - " STRANGE, BUT TRUE. Innocent Young Wife L It is very strange, George, but whenever you bring that dog out with you, he a ... "
    Joke 928 - " ONLY A NAME. Lillie, Say, Gertie, who is Lucifer ? - Gertie : Lucifer, Lucifer ! Oh yes, I know. He's the manufac ... "
    Joke 929 - " AN INFALLIBLE RECIPE. What to do to obtain white hands. - Nothing. "
    Joke 930 - "[Untitled] THE Roman Catholic Temperance society - the League of the Cross - lost an unusual number of watches ... "
    Joke 931 - " UNFORTUNATE REMARKS. Edwin ( mashed ) : What makes you shiver like that ? - Eva : Oh, I suppose there's a goose walking o ... "
    Joke 932 - " MAMMA AGAIN ! Tommy : Papa, what part of speech is " woman " ? - Papa : " Woman " is no part of speech at all, my ... "
    Joke 933 - "[Untitled] A STRANGE BIRD : The Flying Squadron. "

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