Transcription [528]

Part of Work 13 Lloyd's Weekly Newspaper (09/08/1891) }

Jokes found in this transcription:

    Joke 982 - " LA POLITESSE DE PORTSMOUTH. The French fleet may depend upon a courteous welcome at Portsmouth by the Mayor, who is the " Pink " ... "
    Joke 983 - "[Untitled] JONES : I was never so insulted in m life. What do you think ? See that lanky, bowlegged, splay foot ... "
    Joke 984 - " SHOT THROUGH THE TUNIC. Jack (who has recently joined the Volunteers and is donning his uniform for the first time ) : I've ... "
    Joke 985 - " A BIG FEAT IN TURNERY Turning the corner of a street. "
    Joke 986 - " IRISH ELECTION INTELLIGENCE. Dennis ( at the window ) : Hey ! Patsy. phwat's the shtate av the poll ? - Patsy ( homeward bound )  ... "
    Joke 987 - "[Untitled] NERVOUS YOUNG LADY to Old Boatman : Would you mind keeping your eye on us, please, whilst we are bat ... "
    Joke 988 - " A MEMBER SUSPENDED. An arm in a sling. "
    Joke 989 - "[Untitled] THE Crown Prince of Roumania is to follow the Prince of Naples. Really, there future Kings are givin ... "
    Joke 990 - "[Untitled] " DON'T whistle till you're out of the wood, " as the man said when the noise of the fermenting cask ... "
    Joke 991 - " THE HEIGHT OF IMPROPRIETY. Miss Grundisson, jun. : There goes Lucy Holroyd, all alone in a boat with young Snipson as usual ! S ... "
    Joke 992 - " OVERHEARD AT THE CLUB. Have a cigarette, Tims ? - Thanks ; no. I don't care for stationwy. I'm a smokah. "
    Joke 993 - " FORGING A-HEAD Engraving a spurious postage-stamp. "
    Joke 994 - "[Untitled] SEASONABLE QUESTION JUST NOW : Where do you expect to go ? "
    Joke 995 - "[Untitled] THE trouble with the Kurds, at So-uj-Bolak, is over and Miss Greenfield as was, has become Mrs. Aziz ... "
    Joke 996 - "[Untitled] ONE of the latest female fashions is a dog collar of velvet, to which are attached two plaitings of ... "
    Joke 997 - "[Untitled] A MONARCHY is always a most remunerative institution to the country which adopts it - for does not t ... "
    Joke 998 - "[Untitled] MOST rivers have running accounts on two banks. "
    Joke 999 - " A NEW FISCAL ARRANGEMENT. Attacks on the Speaker. "
    Joke 1000 - " " ON THE SQUAKE. " " A cheque-mate's a husband who's found a good catch, " So lisp rosy lips that romance little reck. ... "
    Joke 1001 - "[Untitled] IT is reported that the meeting at Bisley, this year, will prove a loss to the N.R.A. of 2,000l. The ... "
    Joke 1002 - "[Untitled] No man was ever yet too busy to jump to window and watch the fire-engine go whooping by. "
    Joke 1003 - " THE BEST WAY TO GET OUT OF A SCRAPE. Let your beard grow. "
    Joke 1004 - " " TO MEET THE ANTIMACCASARS. " Well, now you are here, I hope you will come and have tea with us. - I shall be very pleased to. - B ... "
    Joke 1005 - "[Untitled] EMINENT LAWYER : Innocent sir, innocent ? - Defendant : Yes. That makes it so --- Eminent Lawyer : S ... "
    Joke 1006 - "[Untitled] WHAT is the dreadful smell I get, Mary ! Have you been burning anything ? - 'Tis only the candle, mu ... "
    Joke 1007 - " TO A MISER. Reader, beware immoderate love of self, Here lies the worst of thieves - who robbed himself. "
    Joke 1008 - "[Untitled] SIR HEADWARD WATKIN, at the South-Eastern meeting, spoke in quite a haut ton of coals in Kent. "

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