Transcription [532]

Part of Work 17 Lloyd's Weekly Newspaper (28/06/1891) }

Jokes found in this transcription:

    Joke 1116 - " " AS EASY AS A B C. " Witness of the Labour Commission ( under examination ) : Yes ; I think that employers should be forc ... "
    Joke 1117 - " DOUBLE EVENT. Twins. "
    Joke 1118 - " SHORT COMMONS. You don't mean to say you've dined ? - I have, really ; upon my honour ! - What a scanty meal you mu ... "
    Joke 1119 - "[Untitled] It is the fashion for ladies' skirts to be about four inches on the ground at the back. We should th ... "
    Joke 1120 - " SHAKESPERE ON THE MASSAGE TREATMENT. " There's the rub. " "
    Joke 1121 - " AVERTING A CALAMITY. Father : Your conduct is coming unbearable. I have a good mind to strike your name off my will. - So ... "
    Joke 1122 - " A STERN REALITY. A rudder. "
    Joke 1123 - " KNOWING CARDS. The Knaves. "
    Joke 1124 - "WANTED THIS SUMMER, BUT NOT TO BE GOT 1) A STRAW hat that doesn't turn a man into a guy. 2) A hot day when you get on your white suit, an ... "
    Joke 1125 - " THEATRICAL NOTE. A " Walking Gentleman " : A strolling player. "
    Joke 1126 - " THE EGOISM OF GENIUS. Fond mother : Don't you want to see the evening papers, Mortimer ? - Minimus Poet : Why, is there an ... "
    Joke 1127 - " SUMMER NUMB-ERS. Strawberry ices. "
    Joke 1128 - "[Untitled] VERDICTS in celebrated cases, especially where a woman is concerned, are becoming so supremely ridic ... "
    Joke 1129 - " WEIGHTS AND MEASURES. Now, Dorothy, can you tell me the time ? - Oh, yes, auntie ! - Well, what time is it ? - Oh ! it's- ... "
    Joke 1130 - " Query. Is the Anti-tight bill, in American a temperance motion ? "
    Joke 1131 - "[Untitled] SOME people are so thoroughly wedded to gambling and betting that, failing anything else, they will ... "
    Joke 1132 - " FLOATING CAPITAL. The Royal Sovereign. "
    Joke 1133 - " UNFORTUNATE REMARKS. Little Tommy Malapert ( hearing a ring at the bell during Lady Malapert's evening at- home, alluding ... "
    Joke 1134 - " A SMART EVASION. She : Why do you always keep staring at all the young ladies when we go out together, Charlie ? - He ... "
    Joke 1135 - " WHAT COULD HE MEAN ? Mrs. Fitz : What a dear, gentle, little thing is that second wife go Tomkins' ! Do you know, she goe ... "
    Joke 1136 - "[Untitled] IN Samoa it appears to be the custom to decorate brides by a liberal tattooing. In England the custo ... "
    Joke 1137 - " APPROPRIATE CHURCH FOR A WEDDING CEREMONY. St. Bride's "
    Joke 1138 - "[Untitled] THE individual who " Died o' laughing " was subsequently buries in thought. "

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