Transcription [535]

Part of Work 20 Lloyd's Weekly Newspaper (17/05/1891) }

Jokes found in this transcription:

    Joke 1195 - " CLERICAL ESTHETICS. Fair Parishioner : And do you like the pulpit, Mr. Auriol ? - The New Curate : I do not. Er - it hid ... "
    Joke 1196 - "[Untitled] THE COUNTY COUNCIL is not to be allowed to bring a tram line over the Westminster bridge, or to appl ... "
    Joke 1197 - " THE ETERNAL FITNESS OF THINGS. Son of the House : You're not dancing, Mr. Lambert ! Don't you wish to ? - Mr. Lambert ( who is not ... "
    Joke 1198 - "SEASONABLE ART. She : There is no doubt that spring is really here at last. - He : Why ? - She : Because the comi ... "
    Joke 1199 - " THE LATEST THING IN SALVATIONS. Oh, you must come to our prayer meeting tonight. We shall have a new attraction, something quite fre ... "
    Joke 1200 - "[Untitled] INDULGENCE in the vice of betting is sure to result in beggary and rags. Why the very headquarters o ... "
    Joke 1201 - " ADDRESS BOOK. All sempstresses ought to live in Thread-needle-street. All bakers ought to live in Doughty-street. ... "
    Joke 1202 - "[Untitled] "GENERAL" Booth is stated to be about t go to Mashonaland. Unhappy Mashonaland! But what then become ... "
    Joke 1203 - "[Untitled] "Is that a fresh aspirant for theatrical honours ?" said Simpson, our low comedian, as he pointed to ... "
    Joke 1204 - " MIGHT IS RIGHT. At a Scotch Tenants' Dinner. - 1st Farmer : Hech, mon ; but 'tis grand stuff ; champen, ye ken. - 2n ... "
    Joke 1205 - "FRAMING AN EXCUSE. Fair Visitor : How sweetly pretty! I wonder you didn't send it to the Academy. Rejected Artist : ... "
    Joke 1206 - "WORDS WITHOUT THOUGHT. Hostess : We can't thank you enough for your entertainment this evening, Professor Tremor. The celeb ... "
    Joke 1207 - " A NAVAL EXHIBITION. Fair Hostess : Well, what do you think of Laura Mayne ? Isn't she sweet ? - Captain Cockle : As swee ... "
    Joke 1208 - " MAY POLLS. The current month's elections. "
    Joke 1209 - " " I AM COMING - COMING - COMING. Lucie : What do you think of this new idea about the coming dress, Janie ? - Janie : Coming dress, m ... "
    Joke 1210 - " A MEAN INSINUATION. Ethel : What did you say to George when he proposed ? - Maud : I asked for time to consider ; it was ... "
    Joke 1211 - "[Untitled] THE scientists say that the acid product of the gas combustion is producing a deleterious effect on ... "
    Joke 1212 - "[Untitled] MATTHEW SALEM ( who has just announced the fact of his approaching marriage ) : You see I mustn't de ... "
    Joke 1213 - "[Untitled] THE latest fad is to use the bell of the arum lily as a cup for ices. This is decidedly arum go. "
    Joke 1214 - " PROMOTION WITHOUT MERIT. Company promotion. "
    Joke 1215 - " A LATE SPRING Last Year's "
    Joke 1216 - " Cigar "Cutters" Non-smokers. "
    Joke 1217 - " "CHECK TO HIM" I-haw- want a summer suit to measure. - Check, sir ? - What the deuce do you mean ? - Do you imagine ... "
    Joke 1218 - " WIDE AWAKE. He : Deign to accept this flower as a token of my love. - She : Oh, bother that ! Buy the engagement ... "
    Joke 1219 - "[Untitled] MRS. YOUNG WIFE : Now. mind, Bridget, I shall be down myself by seven. - Bridget (cheerfully) : All ... "
    Joke 1220 - "[Untitled] IN Russia a Jew is presented with fifteen roubles on joining the Orthodox church. This is certainly ... "
    Joke 1221 - " DISCOUNTING TIME. How old it baby ? - Oh, he's a year - all but about seven months. "
    Joke 1222 - " NEAR ENOUGH ! Mistress : And how do you like the new house, Mrs. Whiffin ? - Weekly Char : Oh, it's very nice, mum ... "
    Joke 1223 - " THE CABMEN'S STRIKE. A whip. "
    Joke 1224 - " IN THE CLOUDS Skied Academy Exhibitors. "

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