Transcription [541]

Part of Work 26 Lloyd's Weekly Newspaper (15/03/1891) }

Jokes found in this transcription:

    Joke 1376 - " THE FLIGHT OF GENIUS. From the "writter" ! "
    Joke 1377 - "[Untitled] SILVANUS : Foxes are scare in my country ; but we manage it with a drag now and then ! - Urbanus : O ... "
    Joke 1378 - "[Untitled] THE Anti-Parnellites, at Kilrush, have had their band instruments stolen. This deprives them of a so ... "
    Joke 1379 - " A LIGHT THEFT. Stealing a glance. "
    Joke 1380 - " A MARRIAGE MADE IN HEAVEN. The union of two "stars." "
    Joke 1381 - "[Untitled] "MARRIED at the Registrar's." - A sequel to "Without Love or License." "
    Joke 1382 - "SOMEBODY BLUNDERED - Charlie: "I love you passionately, darling." - Dora: "Really. How Funny you should think so much ... "
    Joke 1383 - "" CES AUTRES " (HEARD AT CHURCH PARADE) Captain Bergamot : Are any of your brothers in the service , Miss De Bullion? - Miss De Bull ... "
    Joke 1384 - " OUR RAILWAY TRAVELLERS. ("Passengers are particularly requested not to put their feet on the cushions or seats of the carria ... "
    Joke 1385 - " A HINT TO PARSONS WHO COVER TOO MUCH GROUND. The Parson : And do i understand, Squire, that you think we parsons ought never to hunt? - The Squir ... "
    Joke 1386 - " THE BETTER LAND. Clubland. "
    Joke 1387 - " OBJECTS OF LIFE. The "whole duty of woman" is to see that she does it. "
    Joke 1388 - " NOVEL NOMENCLATURE. Tommy (aged four, who has been for a walk with the nursemaid) : Oh, ma, I saw such a big "What's th ... "
    Joke 1389 - "[Untitled] We have a suggestion to make to gentlemen about to become insolvent. Before going into the Bankruptc ... "
    Joke 1390 - " " ONE MAN ONE VOTE . " Bachelor : All very well, my dear sister, but the great question is, have i got even one vote, and i ... "
    Joke 1391 - " A LARGE ORDER. Fashionable Physician : There is only one thing now necessary, my dear madame, to restore you to per ... "
    Joke 1392 - "[Untitled] MOTTO for a Church Congregation : Oh, "does not a meeting like this make amen's?" "
    Joke 1393 - " WORDS WITHOUT THOUGHT. Snobblins : I wonder, Miss Fairleigh, how Sinclair could so lower himself as to marry a girl like th ... "
    Joke 1394 - " CASUS BELLI. Miranda : Yes ; That's Lucy Grainger. We used to be great friends, but i got married, and it annoyed ... "
    Joke 1395 - " ATHLETICS. It is said that the country council are resolved to forbid the popular feats of raising heavy weight ... "
    Joke 1396 - " A GOOD CARD FOR MANAGERS. The Prince at the Play. "
    Joke 1397 - " OLD FRIENDS. Big Ben : Oh, flattery's the bane of friendship ! Just look at you and me, old man! Why, I've always ... "
    Joke 1398 - " MAY END IN SMOKE. The Music Hall v. theatre controversy. "
    Joke 1399 - "[Untitled] SPINSTER AUNT (who has just given Reginald a piece of information) : Now, Reginald, there's a wrinkl ... "
    Joke 1400 - "ORNITHOLOGY - QUITE ANOTHER TAIL -Miss Gusher (to colonel Bowery Boyes, from "the other side" ): "I do so love all birds, quite too a ... "
    Joke 1401 - " NOUVEAU RICHE. Parvenu : Won't you help yourself to vegetables, my lady ? We can guarantee them as we grew them our ... "
    Joke 1402 - "[Untitled] THE mild modification of their pay list asked by the London Fire Brigade has not yet obtained the fa ... "

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