Transcription [542]

Part of Work 27 Lloyd's Weekly Newspaper (08/03/1891) }

Jokes found in this transcription:

    Joke 1516 - "L'INVITATION A LA VALSE. - She: But you don't know my name! What have you put down on your cuff? - He: Oh, I've put down "Pea ... "
    Joke 1517 - "[Untitled] How the mind and actions are moulded by one's daily occupation! The other day a most respectable and ... "
    Joke 1518 - "WHAT NEXT? - The present fashion of closely clinging skirts for ladies is giving way to fuller draperies, in Pa ... "
    Joke 1519 - "THE FORCE OF EXAMPLE. - Tommy: Heard ma lecturing pa last night on "The force of example." Wonder what she meant, Ethel? - ... "
    Joke 1520 - "THE SIGN OF THE RED LAMP. - What is a young doctor's first step toward cathing patients? Setting up a trap, isn’t it? "
    Joke 1521 - "A STRONGHOLD OF IGNORANCE - Dunse Castle. "
    Joke 1522 - "HEARD AT THE FANCY BALL. - The Classical Era: You know, your costume hasn't a saving point about it. - The Georgian Period: W ... "
    Joke 1523 - "WHAT'S IN A NAME? - On the recent occaision of the Queen's visit to Portsmouth, no one of the officials seems to have ... "
    Joke 1524 - "HER MOURNING SMOKE. - "Christina! Smoking? I'm surprised at you! And so soon after your poor husband's death, too!" "Wid ... "
    Joke 1525 - "SEEMS? - Nay, IT - ISN'T. - Man ( who prides himself on his weeds): That's something like a cigar! - Friend: Something like? - ... "
    Joke 1526 - "TIT FOR TAT. - Gus: What do you think, Cissy? I'm going to be married next week. - Cis: Then what do you think, G ... "
    Joke 1527 - "WHAT NEXT? - [We hear that the necessary, if not altogether harmless, pin is being automatically supplied in Am ... "
    Joke 1528 - "SHOCKING. - Mrs. Muddlemeanings, with unusual intelligence, wants to know if the cars on the New Electric rail ... "
    Joke 1529 - "BAR PRACTICE. - The Lady Book-keeper: And I'd have you to know your place. I'm not a barmaid. - Barmaid: Oh, yes! ... "
    Joke 1530 - "AN IMPORTANT PERSON. - Is Dr. Jones in town? - Yessir. Have you an appointment? - No; I did not think it necessary. The l ... "
    Joke 1531 - "HIGHWAY RATING: A row in the road. "
    Joke 1532 - "SOMETHING GONE WRONG. - Can't make out how it is that this clock's taken to losing so frightfully, lately. - Do know, I'm ... "
    Joke 1533 - "NOVEL IDEA! - Maudie (pensively, as soon as they are out of church): Happy thought! - Don't let us criticise the ... "
    Joke 1534 - "[Untitled] The best chest preserver: - A lock and key. "
    Joke 1535 - "AN OLD CRY REVIVED (unpalatable to the French painters and patriots): A Berlin! A Berlin! "
    Joke 1536 - "THE SAXON SUN. - Mick: And, do you know, Par, the professor says the sun rises twenty minutes earlier in London tha ... "
    Joke 1537 - "NOVEL NOTE. - "Called 'Bac'"; Baccarat. "
    Joke 1538 - "A STICKER. - Haw! - have you got a ferrule that'll fit this stick? - No, sir; I don't keep them. - Well, you do ... "
    Joke 1539 - "A CALICO RING is spoken of as the next financial enterprise. It is time for our company promoters to begin ringing ... "
    Joke 1540 - "THE HOTEL CELLAR. - She: Yes, vinegar is cheap; I buy a pint bottle for ninepence. But why do you ask? - He: Because t ... "
    Joke 1541 - "SAVORY MORSELS. - Extracts from a sermon by Spurgeon. "
    Joke 1542 - "GENTLE SPORT. - "What's 'e ketchin' of, Bill?" "Dunno, but I know what 'e aint ketchin'." "What's that?" "Fish!" "
    Joke 1543 - "A BREAD-AND-BUTTER MISS. - Being too late for tea. "
    Joke 1544 - "CABBY DOESN'T KNOW HIS MILE. - Unmarried Lady: Now, cabman, don't dispute it. I know the distance is exactly one mile 1890 yards. ... "

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