Transcription [543]

Part of Work 28 Lloyd's Weekly Newspaper (21/12/1890) }

Jokes found in this transcription:

    Joke 1432 - "HIS FIRST BIRD . - Well, I didn't miss that one, at all events! - No, sir. They will fly into it, sometimes! "
    Joke 1433 - "LADIES, THE STORM IS OVER. - The latest achievement in modern science is that effected by the Old Lady of Threadneedle-street i ... "
    Joke 1434 - "USUALLY SO. - Yes, I carry this for a pocket-piece. (said Crank). It gives me good luck. - I have no pocket-peac ... "
    Joke 1435 - "A CLOSE RELATIONSHIP. - Mrs. A: Do you notice how attentive the colonel is to Clara? I think there must be something betwe ... "
    Joke 1436 - "HARD WORKING MAN! - Lady Twombly: Is Lady Bodkin still on the stage? - Lord Bodkin: Yes; she's at the ----. - Lady Two ... "
    Joke 1437 - ""THE YEAR 1890 Golf flourished, and Mr Balfour distinguished himself on the links of the Union.Africa was partition ... "
    Joke 1438 - "SHE WAS SITTING OUT. - Miss Vi Vayshus: What a shame to sit out this lovely waltz! - Mr. Lazeybohn: Not at all. Much nice ... "
    Joke 1439 - "TRUE FEMININE DELICACY OF FEELING. - Emily (who has called to take Lizzie to the great Murder Trial): What deep black, dearest! - Lizzi ... "
    Joke 1440 - "THE NEW BOY. - Pedagogue: Now, my boy, and what may your name be? - Boy: William, sir. - Pedagogue: No, no, your ... "
    Joke 1441 - "A MOOT POINT. - Demagogue: Don’t you perceive the advantage of your children being decently educated? - Coalheaver ... "
    Joke 1442 - "[Untitled] "Glad to see old England again," said the tramp, when the thaw came. "
    Joke 1443 - "HARD LINES. - Sad-eyed Stranger: Can you spare a poor feller a coppar, what's lost his only means of support? - ... "
    Joke 1444 - "A DISTINCTION. - Coryphée No 1.: I knew she was a real lady directly when I saw her. - Coryphée No 2. Why? - Coryph ... "
    Joke 1445 - "THE MISTLETOE BOUGH A handy shrub is the evergreen,And the holly bright, with its glossy sheen,Finds a very prominent pl ... "
    Joke 1446 - "THE POETRY OF WINTER. - Rime. And it might be worse. "
    Joke 1447 - "THE "PRESENT" TIME - Christmas. "
    Joke 1448 - ""SIDE-SPLITTING" - The rupture in the Nationalist party. "
    Joke 1449 - "A BLOOD RELATION - The shilling shocker. "
    Joke 1450 - "NOT NECESSARILY BAD HABITS - Riding habits. "
    Joke 1451 - "A SKULL-KING FELOOW - The phrenologist. "
    Joke 1452 - "{Untitled] A statistician has calculated that there are 20,100 Swedes in Boston, U.S. But we think nothing of t ... "
    Joke 1453 - "SHOCKING! - Do you really mean to study electricity? - Yaas. Bi Jove! I'm going to wear a belt. "
    Joke 1454 - "A BAG O'TRICKS - Short weight in coals. "
    Joke 1455 - "BREACHES OF FAITH - Trowsers on trust. "
    Joke 1456 - "BOYS AND BOYS. - Old Gent: You say you are a drummer boy; why, surely you are big enough and old enough to be a dru ... "
    Joke 1457 - "UNCONSCIOUS SARCASM. - An account of policemen's blunders under the heading of "Police Intelligence." "
    Joke 1458 - "GOING TO THE WALL. The Paris bill-posters are indignant. The Chamber is about to tax mural advertisements. The bill-pos ... "
    Joke 1459 - "[Untitled] It is expected that the London weather will shortly come under the control of the County council. Th ... "
    Joke 1460 - "HOPE DEFERRED. - The printer's joy: A type-righter. "

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